Why People Makes Stupid Excuses?
There are several reasons why people makes stupid excuses, and that includes me. My first reason to make stupid excuse is because other people I talk to seems to have no choice but to accept my stupid excuses, but that only works if I have something good in bargain. This is an example, I was showing up late in a meeting about the grand mockup I made for a project cost millions of dollars. Then I said, “sorry, but I had to catch a smug who took my mockup and deal with the paperwork at the police station”. The audience bought that, because without me being late for that, there will be no mock-up for the meeting. And they can proof it by calling the police station, which I bet they won’t.
The second reason I made lame and stupid excuses is by using the most common thing I have all my life but seems extraordinary to the people I talk to. For example, I was born and raised in the city of rain, where it rains all the time. It was raining the day I was born, it was raining when I went to school for the first time, it was raining on my first date, it even was raining on my BBQ party. But then, I said, “sorry I’m late, it’s the rain”. What the?!? Is that not sound like the most lamest excuse I have ever give if the person I talked to lives in the same place as I was? But, those who don’t will take this excuses just like that. Duh! Or, don’t they know that the duo who sang “Blame It On The Rain” were lip-sync liars?
Some Fairy Tales
One nation has been living in the shadow of fear of nuclear contamination for decades. Then a scientist gave an idea, “we need a nuclear power plant in order to cleanse those area free of radiation faster.”. As you guess, they refused the idea with the answer, “we are afraid of nuclear.”.
What? It’s not the nuclear you have to be afraid of, it’s when someone put a lead to it. That’s where things got wrong the first place! Someone invented Calium Nitrate and Potassium powder, the other put the word gun in front of it, made it a gunpowder. I had difficult times to find an English word for gunpowder without “gun before the powder”. Someone invented how to split atom, the one in higher chain of command put a lead into it.
See the problem? It never were the inventions to blame, they were always more people interested to make them as weapons.
And that made my third reason to make lame and stupid excuses. Because more people will buy that so I can get behind the other who can back me up with those excuses I made.
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